Samson.  That fateful night.

My new baby.

Samson.  The day after.  Hungover and stressed. 

Do you think coach will kill me for going to our first practice dressed like this?  I’m the lacrosse captain, he can’t be too angry.  Right?  Fuck it.  We need to have some fun on this team.

Meet my date, Clover.  My first gay date ever!  Do I open the door or does he?  I’m nervous, y’all.

I plan on being as loud and obnoxious as possible today.  First day of class doesn’t really even count, right?